So begins the tale....

The title of this little spot is Story time. I suppose I should get down to telling one shouldn't I?

*ahem*

In a castle, far, far away there was.....
Wait....this is the Midwest, no castles here....and wrong sort of story.

*ahem*

Once there was a squid who lived by the sea.....
opps.... there are similarities between this story and that one.....same sort of ending, or was it a beginning? A moot point and I'll moot it later.

*ahem*

In a small town just outside of a much larger town there lived a person of the female persuasion who styled herself as a submissive....

(now I'm on the right track...)

She had some personal issues (as do we all) and things had not been so wonderful for her. Still she managed to make it on her own which say a great deal for that part of her character. Let's call her ursula (think Little Mermaid and you get the idea). ursula is at this point a very innocent player in all this. She frolicked with others in their play pen, ate when they did, slept when told to. All in all, things were just great.
One day ursula meet with a person of the male persuasion who wanted to to be his submissive! Yah, that's wonderful and just want she had always wanted. She got a bit of a surprise with that particular male as he was not very neat. Bad man, bad bad bad! So she left. Sometime afterwards she mentions this to one of the large town Dominant ladies and she's told that that particular male is known to very messy, that he's on a list of messy type Dominant people! The shock, the idea, oh me or my!!!

(Remember dat list, its important.)

One day, ursula lets slip to a Dominant lady in a midsize down that is up from the much larger town that a list of messy people is around and that someone who has frolicked with them is on it!
"oh my!" said the Dominant lady we'll call Ms Matron, "does the Prince know?" "I dunno" said ursula, "Let call him on the conference line and ask him"

So they get the Prince on the conference line and he goes, "Yes, that messy fellow is on that list. I've talked to him and told him he shouldn't be messy"

"Ok," says the pair and and hangs up.

All seems to be well in the midsize town for a while....

More later.....